Hide Your Toys

OMG!!!! My son just brought me my purple wand vibrator!!!! "What is this Mom?? You better find a better hiding place!!!!!!!" I replied, "Give me that thing and go wash your hands!!!"

My first toy came about 6 or 7 years ago. I had asked hubby to get me one for Valentines Day. He got me a black one with all kinds of sleeve style attachments, one being a big ol' blue cock. I would not of picked this out, but it was a gift, I think he thought it was funny! So I go to get it one night and there in the big ol' blue cock filled to the brim is---- CHEERIO'S!!!!!!! I knew it was my daughter's way of saying, Look what I found Mom!!!!!!

This is how the conversation went this morning.....

My Son: Now that you told me to wash my hands, I know you've used this

Me: Yes, sex is a apart of life, it is for adults, and you make sure you use protection so girls don't get pregnant!

My Son: I think this is too much information

Me: If you don't want me to talk about sex, then leave my things alone!!!!!!!!!