Monday, July 18, 2005

Big Black Bra

As I shared with you in my last post, on Friday night I had to get out of the house. I escaped to my sister in laws and then we ended up at Lisa's and swam and hung out in her pool.

So before we got to Lisa, we were all sitting on Saralynn's deck, chatting about our week. Lisa had just come in from a a graduation party and was very warm. She kept flapping her shirt and waving her hand in front of her face. Finally Kate spoke up and said, "we should go in your pool!" I quickly announced, "I have my suit!!!" It was a plan!

I changed at Saralynn's house and we walked down to Lisa's.

It got to be close to 1am and Lisa said, hate to cut you off short, but I have to get in bed. The music and lights were turned off and we said our good byes.

I walked Saralynn back to her house, and when I saw the time I decided to just get my clothes and drive home in my bathing suit. When I woke up the next day to go to work, I had no bra!

Ok, now a bit of a confession. If any of you have seen any pics I have posted of myself, I am a big girl and I have some big boobs too!!!!!! Please do not take it as I am bragging, there really is nothing to brag about!!! So buying bras is not the easiest thing for me to do, I have about 3 or 4 bras and that one (the big black bra) is my best bra I own!

I called Saralynn and left a message, I think I left my bra at your house, can you look for it, oh I know, you have it on and have stuffed it!!!! Or better yet, your ass is about as big as my boobs, so I know you are wearing it as some kinda of butt lift!!!! LMAO!!!!

On Sunday I was still thinking about.....I need to get that big black bra back!!! So I give her a call. Hey, did you get my message about my bra? Oooo yeah, but haven't seen it. Uuu, look in the bathroom ok? So she finds it. OK, I'm gonna come over I need that big black bra!

So I pull up in front of her house and I look.........There on her lamp post in her front yard is my big black bra!!! They had hung it right from the shoulder straps and even put some silk flowers coming out the bosom part!!!!!!! I laughed, but also said, I am not going to get that big black bra down, then everyone will know it is mine, I also said under my breath, I'm gonna kill her!!!

I walk in to the house and Saralynn and Kate are SQUATTING down in front of the big picture window tee heeing and giggling, they had to see my reaction!!!

When I was ready to leave, Saralynn said, Don't forgot your big black bra!!! I said, I am not going to take that thing down, so all your neighbors know it is mine!!! She came outside with me, took the thing off the lamp post but with a very loud voice announced:
HERE'S YOUR BRA LISA!!

Friends- You gotta love 'em!!!

5 Comments:

At 10:12 AM, July 18, 2005, Blogger for_the_lonely said...

OMG!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!! That is a classic!

One time, a friend of mine and I went shopping at k-mart..she bought a bra and some other stuff...she forgot to buy something, so she ran back inside...so we took the bra out and tied it to the car antenna, then circled the parking lot until she came out..when we saw her, we could tell that she was looking for us, so we blared on the horn all the way to the front door...from one end of the parking lot to another...you thought that she would've died!!! We died laughing! LMFAO!!!

 
At 11:25 AM, July 18, 2005, Blogger A Flowered Purse said...

LOL Ya gotta love friends!!!! I came home once to find mine out on a halloween witch i had in the yard LOL
Big hugs and have a great week and keep your bra put up!
love
di

 
At 2:54 PM, July 18, 2005, Blogger maceydoo said...

Sarah,
I guess everyone has a funny bra story!!! Your poor friend coming out of Wallys!!!

Dianna,
I have a feeling you never looked at that Halloween witch the same again!

 
At 8:13 PM, July 18, 2005, Blogger Karen said...

my bras are always strewn around the house and of course become the product of some practical joke ! a couple of weeks ago my pink bra ended up on a buddy of mine after he had a few beers ! naturally, I took pictures and he almost tackled me trying to get the camera from me ! hee hee !

thanks for the visit !

 
At 8:56 AM, July 19, 2005, Blogger SassyFemme said...

I can totally relate on the size thing, and think I would have probably died if any of my friends had done that!

Thanks for visiting my blog, I'm off to explore yours. :)

 

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