Devil Dog

Well, just got back from a three hour tour, a three hour tour

*sung to Giligan's Island theme

Just sit right back and I tell you a tale
A tale of a naughty dog
Who ran and ran and ran some more
and now sleeps like a log (sleep likes a log)

Romey is our youngest pet
He loves us yes indeed
But if he gets a chance to run
He forgets it's us he needs

I noticed that the back door
Was left unlocked and open
I asked Is Romey in his cage?
To my dismay it was nope ing!

Get in my car and search and look
ask neighbors everywhere
have you seen a bully
running over here

Yes, we saw him a awhile ago
He scared us and we jumped!
I saw him and he looked hot
running towards that lot

I cried and I worried
and had a very bad feeling
he has never been gone this long
My emotions were reeling

After three long hours
I had almost given up
Will we ever see him again?
Where is that devil dog our loving pup

I went back down the road
That he tends to always go
Hey Carol has him in her truck
He's a heavy load

We got him back
and sprayed him down
he was panting really bad
but now he has the fan on him
he's a happy lad

So we got our little bully boy
He's safe and in his cage
Please be careful and watch your dogs
Don't let them run away